TRAILER PARK

Never ones to enter a cinema late, chatting away, forgettting to turn our mobiles off, blocking people’s views and generally being a pain in the arse, we do love watching the trailers, giving us a taste of what’s to come. In fact, in some cases, the trailers are better than the films they’re advertising. If you take yourself over to http:www.apple.com/trailers/ (and download Quicktime if you don’t have it already), you can view all the latest trailers for the most eagerly awaited films around, from the four different Star Wars II: Attack Of The Clones trailers, to ones for everything from Spider- Man and The Hulk (and we don’t know about the Hulk himself, but the guy who plays Bruce Banner looks like a real hottie) to Cameron Diaz comedy The Sweetest Thing to Disney’s newie, Lilo & Stitch, which we just have to see. Most of the trailers on the site are viewable in either small, medium and large formats (and some in broadband if you have the facilities) and each can be downloaded in under a minute.

One of the best things about the Net is that it’s all about freedom - the freedom of information, the freedom to express yourself, and of course the freedom to be as naughty as you like. Two guys who have taken the latter option to heart are Alan and Alan, a couple whose website is crammed with candid pictures of them and their mates having some very adult fun in their Brighton flat. Log on to http://bnskin.com and you could potentially join them for one of their gatherings (at which it looks like you’d get given a lot more than a bit of cheese and pineapple on a stick...), or just have a look at what they’ve been up to - which is pretty much everything, by the looks of it!

PERSONAL TRAINERS
With the number of sportskit nights there are out there, it’s clear that to a lot of boyz there’s nothing better than a sexy lad in trainers (and often nothing but). And, if they log on to http://www.sneaker-lads.com/ they’ll be spoilt for pictures (there’s over 185 galleries of photos) of horny lads in sneakers, skate shoes, soccer kit, and slightly more unusually, Timberlands and Base loafers. I went into the visitors’ gallery, which has an impressive selection of pics, although in that gallery the guys’ most important bits are covered by referee-style yellow cards (did they commit handball or something...?). It does however give you a good taste of the full experience you can expect if you become a member for just $18 dollars for 60 days’ membership. Before long, it won’t just be the footballers who’ll be dribbling...

CAN WE TALK?
Following the recent sell-out dates of her Broke And Alone In London tour (with more to come in June), you can get a fix of Joan Rivers’ legendary wit at her official site at http://www.joanrivers.com Here you can find out how Joan got to be one of the funniest female comedians ever, or if you’re of that frame of mind, buy some of Joan’s costume jewellery (although I’d steer clear of that naff Stars and Stripes Fabergé-style egg pendant...) or best of all dip into Joan’s Joke Archive, where you can find jokes on everything under the sun (example: ’Last night’s Academy Awards were so long, Haley Joel Osment went through puberty!‘). It’s a really well-designed site, with cute caricatures of Joan, and is well worth a visit if you need a laugh.

SUPERHOMOS
What with Superman’s relationship with Lois Lane, Spider-Man’s with Mary-Jane and Batman’s with Catwoman and Vicki Vale (although we always wondered about him and Robin...), you might be forgiven for thinking all superheroes are of the hetero variety. Not so, according to Gay League, the home on the Web for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered comics fans and creators. Active from this Wednesday 15 May at http://www.gayleague.com the site first started thanks to gay comics fans chatting in AOL chatrooms, who wanted to start their own site. Among other things, there’s a rundown of ’out‘ gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered comics characters (there have been quite a few, even if they’ve not always been that prominent) and their histories, as well as of gay comic creators. You can also join up, and correspond with your fellow gay comics fans, who are more plentiful than you might think.

IT’S A DOG’S LIFE
It’s quite something to regularly hang around with the likes of Chloë Sevigny, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore, especially if you’re a real dog. In the case of Mutley however, he really is a dog - a terrier from Champagne who was bought from a flea market and taken to the bright lights of Paris, whereupon he’s found himself walking the catwalks (maybe that should be changed to dogwalks...?), appearing on television, working as the British Elle Paris correspondant, and regularly appearing in Vogue. Just go walkies to his home page at http://www.mutleydog.com and you can find out more about this celebrity canine, who’s about to star in a movie, The Dog That Ate Paris, alongside Jodie Kidd. Just check out the number of celebrities Mutley’s been pictured with, and read up on all the gossip he’s picked up on the Paris pavements.